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I honestly think Ethan’s idea of a vacation would be staying the fuck home. Man definitely never wants to leave his house ever again.
His scream at 9.14 sounded like homer Simpson 😂
this series makes me understand more why jack dates a dutch woman
take a joke you in the comments
can someone help me how do i activate the elevator-?
"could i shoot her so hard that something falls out of her?" uhhh yes jack thats called blood......
I feel they should have made Miss D like Mr X in that throughout the game she just hunts you down and is fought near the end of the game. Always thought she died too soon and should have been like the secant to last boss with a lot of bad blood built up. (Pun very much intended.)
5-6 centimeters. Jack looks down "how did you know?" Love Jack's comedy.
the person who plays heisenberg (so sorry for butchering that name 0-0) is also gavin reed and elijah kamski!!
When the bats flew out in-front of Jack who else thought of the wicked witch and her bats?
“I need shiny things to shoot and more goats to smash!” -Jacksepticeye
I like how Dimitrescu whines about her daughters being murdered but they brought a stranger into their castle against his will and tried to kill him first so. What goes around comes around I guess.
Apparently the healing goop mends clothing as well as flesh.
I think the developers really hate Ethan's hands.
Why does he even want to live ths bad... I would have given up a long time ago...
Poor dude who made the vases and pottery: *furiously points to Ethan (Jack)*: YOU ARE THE ENEMY OF EVERY CRAFTSMAN IN EXISTENCE!!!! Ethan (Jack): But I just wanna get th- Poor dude who made the vases and pottery: NO Ethan (Jack): But- Poor dude who made the vases and pottery: NO.
Why mess with the birds jack? Just why?
25:47 Nope, most RE fans give a shit. RE is not about supernatural monsters and fantasy. It's sci-fi. Granted, the 'sci' part is very miniscule and the 'fi' part is huge, but the 'sci' is still there in some capacity. It's still BIOhazard and not MAGICKhazard. And it should remain 'Biohazard' since that's the damn name and main theme of the damn game, lol.
Is it just me or do the daughters all look the same? I know they’re supposed to have different hair colors but they all look blonde 😂
*high pitch scream* I mean.. *low pitch scream* 🤣🤣
Fun fact, big Booba lady is actually normal size compared to sean
Frame rate why why you do this?
Hey jack why don't you use your Outro Song anymore?
That's usually what happens when you get everything you've ever wanted .
14:30 everyone in Oklahoma: he-he knows we exist
Jack said that Dimitrescu was twice his height, so Jack is 4’9
"More goats to smash"
am i the only one who thought the name was hall of abortion and he was censoring it even though he doesn't censor things like that
Jack don't be sad Because Lady D Died Cause you got your own tall lady he name is Evelien
I thought re-attaching the hand was absurd, but then I went and watched RE7 and saw Ethan loses MULTIPLE limbs and gets them back so its not so ridiculous. Spoiler, also I know they explain it all in the end.
You have a girlfriend that's Romanian ask her to say it Sean
He is so brain
Holy shit am I the only one that noticed that Creaures reference with “Morgan Freeman’s voice” at 20:30
jack: oh tall lady come step on me evelien: you called? lady D: you called?
Seán: BIG BOOBA also seán when A LITERAL VAMPIRE bites him: fokin weirdo
I think jack can say he was hunting BIG game, get it?...
10:52 Jack: Get off me, ya fec- Ad: Imma stop you right there
1:46-1:48 ..Have you seen The Boys? There's an ep that shows why a superwoman sitting on your face is a BAD idea lol 34:45-35:55 Ooh, never seen that before, I def gotta take things slow my second playthrough (I ran around so much cause I was scared lol) 48:31 ..Okay, really needed to know that Lady D.. 54:24-54:26 LMFAO! 1:04:42 Agreed, they def over hyped Lady D. Shame :(
At this point does this baby matter you can make a new one With tall girl
43:07 pov: you’re in the special edd class
57:16 I like how this boss fight looks HELLA INTENSE but it didn't give Jack nearly as much of a bad time as Undyne the Undying in Undertale
what's new pussycat 59:29
lady dimitrescu chokes ethan corpse e-girl's are ruining my life starts to play
Dimitrescu: I will find you and kill you Ethan: Go ahead, do your worst Kinky lmao
What about shdow of the colossus
calling his child for a car batteri XD
I’m triggered by the fact that you missed a herb bc u got scared
Death fly her sword into your hand
*watching resident evil village* *gets an ad for it too*
When he said rage shadow legends I got an add for raid shadow legends
ah yes the big booba
4:31 "she was like that when I killed her, uh found her" lol
Someone please tell my here shortly he buys the ammo schematics and starts crafting some...I'm dying watching him needlessly struggle
I'm gonna say it............................ JACK'S A SIMP
Biggg!!😯 Butt 😏
im late but F for big boooba
24:20 😂😂😂🎹🎼 I don't know why this got to me so much.
When I was playing this game my mom was watching me play
Run from MAalK LADY
4:17 Yes, finally, as a romanian that's how you pronounce her name!! ahaha
@20:29 Was he quoting Gassy Mexican's Morgan Freeman? 😂 God it's been ages since I've seen the original video
When I first saw the fancy thing in the corner (that Sean called expensive and he wanted to break it), I thought it looked like a Loius 14 camouflageed Dalek for a minute. Lol!!
9:14 homer Simpson???
23:36 just a note for my future self
45:21 It’s Like If Hogwarts Had Guns Harry Potter and The Chamber of This Shotty
I take pride in Fahrenheit lol
i agree everybody who uses feet farenheid and miles must be locked up until they use the normal shit that stupid elevator music why cant elevators play all the way cuz well you mostly go all the way up or down
Jack: God Damn it George Me: I actually say that all the time believe it or not
Part 1: Gets his Fingers bit off Part 2: tears his hands from hooks part 3: get's his hand chopped off Me: Ethan...you can't lose a hand you already lost 2 fingers. Ethan: puts his hands back on* Me: laughs* that doesn't work in real life but ok. 😂🤣😂
Behold the cut scream Get off of me you FE- *QT ads pops up*
Lets just think about this a man with guns and balls killed a giant vampire killing machine that can turn into a deadly monster
24:38, how did u know??? HAHAHA nc jk btw
Your commantary is to funny seán big mommy milkers 12:27 🤣🤣💚💚💚 my favourite youtuber/gamer ever 💖💖💖 double threat me with a good time 😜😜
Jack: “I only have room for one tall lady!”
21:14 One could say that he's... funkin' on a Friday night
I think it's funny that he said his safe word is "Oklahoma" and I live in Oklahoma 😂
As a Romanian i do not pronounce it dometresc its just dimitrescu very common Romanian name
Jack : we weakened her. Lady D : became a monster
XD I LOVE HIS REACTIONS ITS PRICELESS
I love Jacks playthroughs and this game. However this whole thing can be summed up as *Jack:* Haha, Big booba *me:* great, but that stopped being funny after the first ten times the joke was made😩
She was beautiful and her beast mode was really bad ass! I hope this game gets and art book
"we weakened her tho right"...famous last words xD
Tip: check that your volume in your headphones is NOT at 100% when watching Jack’s videos. Your welcome.
hello i love your videos you are the only one who can make me laugh when i am having a bad day
No more big booba lady 😢
aaawww big booba
That's what she said
If that tall lady put my mom in her lap, then she would get lost.
If I somehow grow to her height, it's cosplay time
Yes, it is pronounced fully, you have to pronounce the u at the end. You got it right Jack
I like how Jack says "Can you pick me up and throw me like that" but then doesn't enjoy it when she actually does
Cassandra:No! It's a lie! Me: Kokichi?
Duke: Do you need anything for the road ahead? Jack:Anti Tall Lady spray I was dying.
Oh that's smart
@Shoenice’s Son Maybe
Let me guess this time stamps for You to know we’re you left off?